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[21 Jan 2005|01:07pm]
Snow sucks.

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[18 Jan 2005|11:19pm]
Dear Mr Will Ferrell,

Please go back to being a second banana like in Austin Powers or Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, and give up movies like Elf and Anchorman.
They REALLY arent working for you.

Thanks,


Signed....
The Whole World

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[17 Jan 2005|07:14pm]

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005


During the outage I figured out that the sky is blue and that grass is green.


What did you do?


Brought to you by geek-foo


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[21 Nov 2004|01:19pm]
Today, _typical dropped me. I think I know why but not going to jump to any conclusions.

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[02 Oct 2004|10:02am]
I dropped some people today. Just wasnt clicking with them on many levels and neither of us ever commented on each others journal.

No hard feelings.

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[20 Jul 2004|01:11pm]


First, if you havent taken my poll (last post), go for it.

Second, I am looking to view pictures/jpegs on a cd/dvd.
Any ideas on how to make these kinds of discs yourself.

I've tried NERO but I can only get 99 pictures on one cd and I know there has got to be a way to get more than that.

Any help would be welcomed.

Thanks.




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[20 Jul 2004|10:20am]
[ mood | curious ]





Ok, just pondering the other day at what people are capible of. You know, could I rob someone? Could I take a little old womans last dollar? Could I physically hurt someone? It could even be peeing in someones coffee...trampling the flower bed next door. Petty or major.
Those kind of things.

Now, be honest because first, no one but me can see the answers. Second, this is a public poll so anyone can answer but also use the "anonymous" tag. So, unless you say " I would kill my husband John", I'll have no idea who said what. I guess this is just for my own curiousity.








Poll #323516 So, What would you do???

So, if you could get away with anything...crime or otherwise, what would you do?






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[11 Jul 2004|12:52pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Im almost sure that I read somewhere that in the new edition of Websters dictionary the definition of the word "whore" is going to include...

whore: def #5. A person who leaves their panties on someone else's kitchen table.

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[17 Jun 2004|03:17pm]


Premium gas = $1.79

Hate to say it but...

Mmmmmmm, daddy likey!!!!

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[16 Jun 2004|04:05am]




*giggles insanely*

the lakers....

*giggles more*

the L. A. Lakers....dynasty...

*ROTFLMFAO*





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[24 May 2004|04:05pm]


OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



They are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See them for yourselves...if you dare.




I'm never leaving the house again.



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Classic Lyrics.... [30 Apr 2004|07:25pm]
[ mood | content ]




We were the first band to vomit in the bar,
And find the distance to the stage too far,
Meanwhile it's getting late at ten o'clock,
Rock is dead they say,
Long live rock.

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[12 Feb 2004|05:45am]
[ mood | tired ]



If you havent yet.....





Go here.....




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[11 Feb 2004|05:58pm]




Hmmmm, been a slow, lazy off day.
Didnt do a whole lot other than talk on the phone, sleep, watch 24 (the best show on television), and now going to make dinner.






SO.................

So tell me something....





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[03 Feb 2004|05:58pm]


Just read a Yahoo news story that said TiVo reported that the Jackson halftime show was among the top shows watched.

Now, I'm not suprised by this as much as disturbed. I dont think I want anyone to know that much about me that they can tell what/which freakin shows I'm watching.

A little too "Big Brother" for me, thanks.

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[30 Jan 2004|01:20pm]


Is it just me or is it getting freaking stupid how many ways they can put a cd together of Lynyrd Skynyrd greatest hits???

I'm starting to feel the truth in the phrase "over worked and under paid". Unload the truck, break down the truck, write the order for tomorrow, ten oclock set-up and then writing the order for sunday? First break...11:30am.
Bullshit.

The new Korn isn't bad but I LOVE the way they did "One" by Metallica.

Ever since that asian guy did "She Bangs" on AI the other night(I dont watch it, I just happened to catch the end while waiting for the next show), I have had his version of the song running thru my head. It's just not right. I can even see him dancing away.

Look at me...my second public post in the last month. Maybe I am feeling more trusting of people???
Nahhh.

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[28 Jan 2004|04:19pm]


I met my new manager today. She seems nice but still not sure. Call me a pessimist. She is going to be there early tomorrow so I can show her how to order in our dept. She did say that her biggest pet peeve is call offs.


D'oh.

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[26 Jan 2004|04:45am]
[ mood | Cold but happy ]



You know the great thing about living in the burbs in a small town??

They really dont worry about these back roads til alllll of the main ones are taken care of.
What does that mean for me, you ask??
Well, besides 4-6 inches of snow on my road as far down it as you can see....
:)
*coughcalloffcough*


Ahhh, the joys of going back to bed at 445am when I am suppose to be at work.
Zzzzzzzz.

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[16 Jan 2004|05:32pm]
[ mood | Actually not bad ]



Well, Just called the place about the truck and its looking like the same thing as last time. The carburator. It was acting the same way so not really surprised. Should be much cheaper this time though.

But anyway, thought instead of waiting til the last minute and avoiding the boss, I would call the Ray and let him know in person.



The discussion with the cock-bite....I mean my boss.Collapse )


Ass-munch.

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[05 Dec 2003|05:39pm]
Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously. Anything.
A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

(I have turned off IP logging for this.)

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